Coven Conjurer Pillows

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

Bright Idea

"Darn it, lost another swab."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

Blockbuster book adaptations gone wrong.

Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.

"As a special Halloween treat, Zachary will explain cryptocurrencies."

"She works best in hex mode."

Godot finally turns up

Witch

"Now that we taped some inspiration to a wall, we can finally start staring with our arms crossed while making the 'hmmmm' sound."

"Man, what I wouldn't do for some Chinese take-out."

Hudibras - 8 - Hudibras beats Sidrophel, and his man Whachum.

The Wicked Witch of the Southwest

Makeup! Makeup! Makeup!

Math Department Janitor

'You do good web design, but there's not a lot of variety in it.'

"However, the change is spectacular on the molecular level."

Sawing the PC in half.

Magic Tricks

Parking lot at the coven

Magician with a pound sign above a 'SOLD' house

Kekule was predestined

'Now we'll see if using keywords helps to increase my web traffic.'