Code Conjurer Pillows

'You do good web design, but there's not a lot of variety in it.'

Bright Idea

Human Recources Management

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"Darn it, lost another swab."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

Balancing Act.

Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.

"As a special Halloween treat, Zachary will explain cryptocurrencies."

"She works best in hex mode."

"I have to know how it's done."

Magician producing the Euro

fortune teller and credit card.

Alien Magician

"Now that we taped some inspiration to a wall, we can finally start staring with our arms crossed while making the 'hmmmm' sound."

Hudibras - 8 - Hudibras beats Sidrophel, and his man Whachum.

'He's a wizard. He came with the software.'

Profession : Cartoonist

"However, the change is spectacular on the molecular level."

Sawing the PC in half.

Magic Tricks

Kekule was predestined

Economic analysis...