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'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

"If you want to win this case, you're going to need a magician."

Late BroomStick

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'Needs salt!'

Bright Idea

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Witch's Brew.

Ghostbasters 3

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

'They named special prosecutors to investigate each other.'

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

Justice 4 Ron

Portrait of a Serial Attorney.

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I'm working as fast as I can, Mr. Sims. There are only so many billable hours in a day, you know."

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

"Thank you, Nathaniel. I think you, too, are a very scary young lawyer."

Two lawyers in a royal court

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

"It wasn't a carcinoma at all- it was just an itty-bitty attorney."

"Yes, Your Honor. I am Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."