Courtroom Conjurer T-Shirts

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

"If you want to win this case, you're going to need a magician."

Late BroomStick

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'Needs salt!'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

Bright Idea

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Ghostbasters 3

Witch's Brew.

Portrait of a Serial Attorney.

'They named special prosecutors to investigate each other.'

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

Justice 4 Ron

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

Guitars in Heaven

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I'm working as fast as I can, Mr. Sims. There are only so many billable hours in a day, you know."

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

Two lawyers in a royal court

"Thank you, Nathaniel. I think you, too, are a very scary young lawyer."

"It wasn't a carcinoma at all- it was just an itty-bitty attorney."

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)