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'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Late BroomStick

'Needs salt!'

Bright Idea

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Ghostbasters 3

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

My Cauldron Rules

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Fallen Angel.

'I wish you'd cook dinner!'

Healthy Witch Digest

"You're leaving?" "Yeah, today's kids are so demanding so I've decided to move to a gluten-free, lactose-free, nut-free, sugar-free neighborhood."

Guess Where Your Dinner Is?