Corporate Conjurer T-Shirts

Indian executive playing flute to a business chart like a snake charmer.

I'm not 100% sure it will work...

'Alright. But it better be good.'

'So, does anyone else have a problem with the way I run this company?'

'She's our future analyst.'

"There, are you happy now? A wicked witch stopped by the office and turned me into a senior partner!"

'My team thinks I can work magic.'

"If we are to save the firm from collapse then we need leadership...perhaps we should start by convening a group to have a little think about the colour of the files we'll be using?"

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just a broad band connection?'

Late BroomStick

'Needs salt!'

Bright Idea

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Ghostbasters 3

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

The Thinker and Creative Thinker.

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

My Cauldron Rules

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."