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Parking lot at the coven

You're the puff in my pastry!

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"...until death do you a favor."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

The First Cone of Shame.

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Used wheels

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

"Too much club."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"You may now kiss the bride."

'I'm redecorating my den and need a 16 point buck for the wall - see to it, Pendleton!'

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

"For richer or poorer, in function and dysfunction,..."

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"I love it!"

The man who discovered smoke

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

"You spoil that Hamster."

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

Caveman wheel repairers.

"I hunted, Tirka gathered, and Crock made chili."