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Parking lot at the coven

You're the puff in my pastry!

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"...until death do you a favor."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

Used wheels

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Too much club."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"You may now kiss the bride."

The man who discovered smoke

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"I love it!"

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

'I'm redecorating my den and need a 16 point buck for the wall - see to it, Pendleton!'

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

"You spoil that Hamster."

"For richer or poorer, in function and dysfunction,..."

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

The evolution of men

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

Caveman wheel repairers.

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."