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'We have one hunter and one gatherer... Everyone else is a consultant.'

'Simple rule of thumb; if it tries to eat us, serve with red. If it runs away from us, a white.'

"If anyone's got a plan B, now would be a good time."

"Something's just not right – our air is clean, our water is pure, we all get plenty of exercise, everything we eat is organic and free-range, and yet nobody lives past thirty."

'Hunting, gathering.... It's so hard to prioritize!'

The New Man

"A T-Rex ate my mom while she was helping me with my homework."

"I call it 'fire' -- It's for burning calories!"

'For best results, squeeze from the bottom.'

Snowmen during the Stone Age...

'Being a vegetarian isn't a matter of principle for me — I just prefer biting things that don't bite back.'

'We're hunters and gatherers but tonight we decided to eat out.'

Cave Clowns.

Prehistoric Pillow Fights.

Used wheels

'Hit hard -- you're making four copies.'

'Fred and Wilma live in a house.'

The descent of man.

'This shouldn't take long - All we've got is hunting and gathering.'

"That! That's why I don't like Alfresco dining!"

Clubs are great for instant messaging!

The First Cone of Shame.

"Too much club."

"Hey, what is this stuff? It makes everything I think seem profound?"

The first car accident.

Jurassic Parking Lot

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"The invention of taxidermy."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'