Caveman Aficionado Prints

'We have one hunter and one gatherer... Everyone else is a consultant.'

"If anyone's got a plan B, now would be a good time."

"Something's just not right – our air is clean, our water is pure, we all get plenty of exercise, everything we eat is organic and free-range, and yet nobody lives past thirty."

'Hunting, gathering.... It's so hard to prioritize!'

The New Man

"I call it 'fire' -- It's for burning calories!"

'For best results, squeeze from the bottom.'

'Being a vegetarian isn't a matter of principle for me — I just prefer biting things that don't bite back.'

'We're hunters and gatherers but tonight we decided to eat out.'

Cave Clowns.

Prehistoric Pillow Fights.

Used wheels

'Hit hard -- you're making four copies.'

The descent of man.

'This shouldn't take long - All we've got is hunting and gathering.'

"That! That's why I don't like Alfresco dining!"

"Too much club."

"Hey, what is this stuff? It makes everything I think seem profound?"

The first car accident.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"The invention of taxidermy."

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Reinventing the Wheel

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."