Comedy Caveman Aficionado Prints

'When I was a young neanderthal, we didn't have these fancy fires. We ate our meat BEFORE it was dead. And we didn't need no sissy wooden clubs. Our bare hands worked just fine. And we didn't walk in no fancy-schmancy upright position!'

Ancient Racing

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

Early Business Planning

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

The First Cone of Shame.

'I call it a flat.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

Used wheels

A prehistoric football match.

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

"Too much club."

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Early House Hunting.

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"If you don't stop doing that, your faces will stick that way!"

Early Art Critic

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

The First Vegetarians.

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

"Grog understand supply and demand."

I'd like it sliced thin for sandwiches.