Caveman Comedy Fan Prints

''Infrastructure'? - You mean like rocks and sticks?'

Early Business Planning

'I'm not much of a hunter or gatherer. I'm more of a borrower.'

The First Vegetarians.

Why Dinosaurs Made Lousy Pets,

'Basically it's a pushable boulder. Comes in 3 sizes - guaranteed to cut down your heat loss.'

Og invents the port-a-potty.

"You're not writing to that problem page again are you?"

"The hardest part is admitting you have a problem."

"My husband just invented fire. Now he'll expect a hot meal every night."

'I just invented violence.'

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

'The stems are better for you.'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

"Grog understand supply and demand."

The times before horses got domesticated.

'He'll pay for this! I just spent big bucks to get my hair fixed.'

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'We've got a personnel problem -- by the time they punch in, they're too tired to work.'

'I just invented walking upright, and already I got a charlie horse!'

'Good shot. It would have gone in if hoop had been invented.'

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

'Oog has a nose for trees with fermented fruit.'

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

'Mogug is big and strong, and swings his club with power. I suggest we let him play rightfield and bat third.'

B. C. yard sale

"We've finished the hunting and gathering. Let's invent the vacation!"

"Wow, I haven't seen you for ages."

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

Why prehistoric people didn't grow old...

"I've invited the Neanderthals over. I guess we'll stick with paleo for dinner."

"Ahhh, there's nothing like that new cart smell."

"Daddy's working from home today."

Man discovers the art critic.

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."