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Floating Dragon

The first car accident.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Those Were The Days

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"The invention of taxidermy."

"Daddy's working from home today."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Early Business Planning

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Reinventing the Wheel

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Used wheels

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"Too much club."

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

"You spoil that Hamster."

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.