Caveman Afficionado Gifts

Floating Dragon

The first car accident.

Jurassic Parking Lot

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Those Were The Days

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"Daddy's working from home today."

"The invention of taxidermy."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Early Business Planning

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

The First Cone of Shame.

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Used wheels

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Reinventing the Wheel

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

I don

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

"Too much club."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"You spoil that Hamster."

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.