Caveman Rivalry Enthusiast Gifts

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Those Were The Days

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"The invention of taxidermy."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Early Business Planning

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'I call it a flat.'

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

The First Cone of Shame.

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Used wheels

Reinventing the Wheel

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Too much club."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

"You spoil that Hamster."

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."