Caveman Court Enthusiasts Gifts

Prehistoric Basketball Player

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Those Were The Days

"The invention of taxidermy."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

Used wheels

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Reinventing the Wheel

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

"Too much club."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

"I love it!"

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

"You spoil that Hamster."

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

The man who discovered smoke

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"