Caveman Fans Gifts

'These kid's today, with their crazy upright walking.'

The first car accident.

Those Were The Days

"The invention of taxidermy."

"Daddy's working from home today."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Early Business Planning

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Used wheels

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

Reinventing the Wheel

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"Too much club."

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

The first animation.

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"I call it angle-poise"

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'