Caveman Fans Gifts

'These kid's today, with their crazy upright walking.'

The first car accident.

Jurassic Parking Lot

Those Were The Days

"Daddy's working from home today."

"The invention of taxidermy."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Early Business Planning

The First Cone of Shame.

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

Used wheels

Reinventing the Wheel

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

I don

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"Too much club."

The first animation.

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"I call it angle-poise"

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,