Caveman Rivalry Enthusiast Pillows

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Those Were The Days

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

"The invention of taxidermy."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Early Business Planning

'I call it a flat.'

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Reinventing the Wheel

Used wheels

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Too much club."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

Early Art Critic

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

"I love it!"

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'