Caveman Enthusiasts Pillows

Caveman reading book, 'Eat it and Look for More'.

Mammoth on the menu

'Invite everyone. We're having scrambled eggs.'

'Oog decided to become a predatory LENDER.'

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'It great handyman special. Just get rid of cave bear.'

Jurassic Parking Lot

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"The invention of taxidermy."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

The First Cone of Shame.

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Used wheels

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

Reinventing the Wheel

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

I don

"Too much club."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

"I love it!"

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."