Caveman Enthusiasts Mugs

Caveman reading book, 'Eat it and Look for More'.

Mammoth on the menu

'Invite everyone. We're having scrambled eggs.'

'Oog decided to become a predatory LENDER.'

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'It great handyman special. Just get rid of cave bear.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"The invention of taxidermy."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

Used wheels

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

Reinventing the Wheel

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

"Too much club."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.