Modern Caveman Enthusiast Mugs

Ancient Man with Computer Club.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"The invention of taxidermy."

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Used wheels

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"Too much club."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

The man who discovered smoke

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"I love it!"

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"You spoil that Hamster."

"Let's just binge watch this."

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

The evolution of men

"Something has corrupted my files again."