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"The invention of taxidermy."

'It's amazing they were able to evolve without any self-help books.'

Early man was a hunter-gatherer!

Caveman with bigger club

Jurassic Parking Lot

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Those Were The Days

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

The First Cone of Shame.

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Reinventing the Wheel

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

Used wheels

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

"Too much club."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

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50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

The man who discovered smoke

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

"You spoil that Hamster."

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'