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Those Were The Days

The first car accident.

"Daddy's working from home today."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"The invention of taxidermy."

Early Business Planning

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

Used wheels

Reinventing the Wheel

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

"Too much club."

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"I call it angle-poise"

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

Early House Hunting.

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."