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Those Were The Days

The first car accident.

Jurassic Parking Lot

"The invention of taxidermy."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"Daddy's working from home today."

Early Business Planning

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

The First Cone of Shame.

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Reinventing the Wheel

Used wheels

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

"Too much club."

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

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50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

Early House Hunting.

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"I call it angle-poise"

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'