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I'm not gofing off.NI'm letting my money work for me.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"The invention of taxidermy."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Reinventing the Wheel

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

Used wheels

"Too much club."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

The man who discovered smoke

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

"I love it!"

"You spoil that Hamster."

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'