Basic Witch: Self-Care Guide For Fall
Modern Coven Member T-Shirts
Express their mystical personality with our coven-themed t-shirts. Fun, stylish, and full of personality — ideal for modern witches who love to wear their magic.
"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."
'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'
battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.
'Wow, talk about genius!'
Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson
"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"
The ten ammendments
"I have an app for that."
"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."
"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."
"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it
"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "
STRIP Hambone: Computer an accessory to computer fraud
"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"
Moderne Auction Today - This end up!
"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."
"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"
"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."
"Let's just binge watch this."
"Central heat. Pretty posh."
"It's a forgery, alright! And by the looks of it... a fairly recent one."
"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."
'There seems to be no end to his talent.'
"Something has corrupted my files again."
Jimmy Mussolini With "Leon""Precious I cannot be. One more allusion to Gilgamesh and I'll trash out. I make mistakes, just like you, every day. This may be one of them. I'll take the money and walk."
"What's a good time for dinner, let's sync up our calendars..."
"Wow! You mean they got all of this in exchange for just one van Gogh?"
"This is my urban man cave."
'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'
"No, it's a single ingredient - baby carrots."
Who is stupid enough to buy this crap?
"This has been fun, Dad, but I need to spend more quality time with my smartphone."
"It's one of my early works from before I could afford paint."
'I'm not sticking around to find out.'
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