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"Is that your resting witch or resting bitch face. . .?"

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

Zoo: No Hunting.

Breast Height Chart

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'The guys say that the stripper won't be available before our wedding...would you mind if I had my bachelor party after the honeymoon?'

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'I used to trade in futures until I learned the planet doesn't have one.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

'Alright, alright. I had a hard day fighting crime. No need to get smart about it.'

'We've minimized your tax liability by losing a lot of your principle.'

Excommunicate Me.

Cat doctor to cat patient sitting on exam table 'All I'm saying is liposuction won't help if you don't lay off the tuna smoothies.'

"I expected to see some politicians in there!"

Pirate Paddle Boat.

So the short answer is no; these aren't billable hours.

'I don't remember his name, but he also sold me $14,000 worth of aluminum siding.'

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."