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"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'Needs salt!'

Bright Idea

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Ghostbasters 3

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'The website made a mistake. Not 'erotic' - 'neurotic'.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

"Take a letter, any letter"

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

My Cauldron Rules

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'I wish you'd cook dinner!'

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

"I don't feel we've known each other long enough to sit in a booth."

"She works best in hex mode."

"So when you said you were a bee keeper..."

"Now that we taped some inspiration to a wall, we can finally start staring with our arms crossed while making the 'hmmmm' sound."

"Are you 'Athletic, bronzed male, early thirties seeking buxom, fun-loving younger female'?"

MasterWitch

Hudibras - 8 - Hudibras beats Sidrophel, and his man Whachum.

Quwaket

"Alexa, you're not quite what I was expecting!"

'Oh, boy, cook books! I love to learn new ways to burn things.'