Dating Profile Conjurer Gifts

When Michelle said in her dating profile that she liked men in uniform, Dewey was not what she had in mind.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'Needs salt!'

Bright Idea

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Ghostbasters 3

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'The website made a mistake. Not 'erotic' - 'neurotic'.'

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

My Cauldron Rules

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

"Take a letter, any letter"

'I wish you'd cook dinner!'

"Hmm....who's this tall drink of water?"

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

"I don't feel we've known each other long enough to sit in a booth."

"She works best in hex mode."

"So when you said you were a bee keeper..."

Quwaket

MasterWitch

Hudibras - 8 - Hudibras beats Sidrophel, and his man Whachum.

"Open Resume!"

"Now that we taped some inspiration to a wall, we can finally start staring with our arms crossed while making the 'hmmmm' sound."

"Are you 'Athletic, bronzed male, early thirties seeking buxom, fun-loving younger female'?"

"Man, what I wouldn't do for some Chinese take-out."

"Alexa, you're not quite what I was expecting!"