Conjurer Admirer Gifts

"Take a letter, any letter"

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Bright Idea

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

Unicorn Joust

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

Knights jousting on pinatas

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit

Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.

Hats Suspended from Strings in Church

Bad Rhymes

Sorcery weapon

"Man, what I wouldn't do for some Chinese take-out."

Hudibras - 8 - Hudibras beats Sidrophel, and his man Whachum.

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

"You have two unread messages."

Quwaket

"Now that we taped some inspiration to a wall, we can finally start staring with our arms crossed while making the 'hmmmm' sound."

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

"It looks like a lot, but I microwave it throughout the week."