Conjurer Admirer Mugs

"Take a letter, any letter"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Bright Idea

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

Unicorn Joust

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

Hats Suspended from Strings in Church

Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit

Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

Knights jousting on pinatas

Bad Rhymes

Quwaket

"You have two unread messages."

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

"Now that we taped some inspiration to a wall, we can finally start staring with our arms crossed while making the 'hmmmm' sound."

Hudibras - 8 - Hudibras beats Sidrophel, and his man Whachum.

Sorcery weapon

'Well it looks like the skull fracture is fixed up nicely. However, the broken leg will require a rather different procedure.'