Baseball Conjurer Gifts

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

Late BroomStick

Bright Idea

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

The Thinker and Creative Thinker.

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

"Take a letter, any letter"

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

Indian executive playing flute to a business chart like a snake charmer.

Blockbuster book adaptations gone wrong.

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

"Don't write it!"

Grab your helmet, Jenkins – Coach just called the trick play.

Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

"I have to know how it's done."

I'm not 100% sure it will work...

'So, does anyone else have a problem with the way I run this company?'

Quwaket

Hudibras - 8 - Hudibras beats Sidrophel, and his man Whachum.

"Now that we taped some inspiration to a wall, we can finally start staring with our arms crossed while making the 'hmmmm' sound."

"If we are to save the firm from collapse then we need leadership...perhaps we should start by convening a group to have a little think about the colour of the files we'll be using?"

'My team thinks I can work magic.'

"Open Resume!"

"Have you any thoughts on the matter?"

Alien Magician

"There, are you happy now? A wicked witch stopped by the office and turned me into a senior partner!"

Profession : Cartoonist