Cricket Conjurer Gifts

Quwaket

Bright Idea

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Guitars in Heaven

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

"Take a letter, any letter"

Indian executive playing flute to a business chart like a snake charmer.

Blockbuster book adaptations gone wrong.

"As a special Halloween treat, Zachary will explain cryptocurrencies."

"She works best in hex mode."

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

"I have to know how it's done."

I'm not 100% sure it will work...

'So, does anyone else have a problem with the way I run this company?'

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

"If we are to save the firm from collapse then we need leadership...perhaps we should start by convening a group to have a little think about the colour of the files we'll be using?"

'My team thinks I can work magic.'

"Now that we taped some inspiration to a wall, we can finally start staring with our arms crossed while making the 'hmmmm' sound."

Hudibras - 8 - Hudibras beats Sidrophel, and his man Whachum.

"Open Resume!"

Alien Magician