Contract Conjurer Gifts

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.

Theatrical Agency. Bad news --- Houdini got out of his contract.

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

Bright Idea

The Devil's in the detail!

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Watch it...I'm carrying a concealed weapon...my lawyer.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

The Thinker and Creative Thinker.

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

"Take a letter, any letter"

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

Indian executive playing flute to a business chart like a snake charmer.

' Even though you can't make heads or tails out of it, let me assure you, it is, heads we win, tails they lose.'

Estate Agent Office

Godot finally turns up

"Don't write it!"

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

"I have to know how it's done."

I'm not 100% sure it will work...

'So, does anyone else have a problem with the way I run this company?'

Hudibras - 8 - Hudibras beats Sidrophel, and his man Whachum.

"If we are to save the firm from collapse then we need leadership...perhaps we should start by convening a group to have a little think about the colour of the files we'll be using?"

"Open Resume!"

Quwaket

"Have you any thoughts on the matter?"