Contract Conjurer Pillows

Add comfort and a touch of wit to their space with a pillow designed for the contract conjurer. Perfect for cozying up after a day of legal creativity.

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"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract." mockup

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

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Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.

Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.

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'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan) mockup

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

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Bright Idea

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The Devil's in the detail!

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'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!' mockup

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

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'Watch it...I'm carrying a concealed weapon...my lawyer.'

'Watch it...I'm carrying a concealed weapon...my lawyer.' mockup

'Watch it...I'm carrying a concealed weapon...my lawyer.'

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'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?' mockup

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

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'I'm a voice over artist.'

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'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.' mockup

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

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Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work." mockup

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

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"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement." mockup

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

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'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.' mockup

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

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"Take a letter, any letter"

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"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier." mockup

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

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Indian executive playing flute to a business chart like a snake charmer.

Indian executive playing flute to a business chart like a snake charmer. mockup

Indian executive playing flute to a business chart like a snake charmer.

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' Even though you can't make heads or tails out of it, let me assure you, it is, heads we win, tails they lose.'

' Even though you can't make heads or tails out of it, let me assure you, it is, heads we win, tails they lose.' mockup

' Even though you can't make heads or tails out of it, let me assure you, it is, heads we win, tails they lose.'

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Estate Agent Office

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"Don't write it!"

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'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.' mockup

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

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Godot finally turns up

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"I have to know how it's done."

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I'm not 100% sure it will work... mockup

I'm not 100% sure it will work...

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'So, does anyone else have a problem with the way I run this company?'

'So, does anyone else have a problem with the way I run this company?' mockup

'So, does anyone else have a problem with the way I run this company?'

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Alien Magician

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"If we are to save the firm from collapse then we need leadership...perhaps we should start by convening a group to have a little think about the colour of the files we'll be using?"

"If we are to save the firm from collapse then we need leadership...perhaps we should start by convening a group to have a little think about the colour of the files we'll be using?"

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