Career Conjurer Pillows

"Open Resume!"

'Needs salt!'

Bright Idea

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Ghostbasters 3

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

The Thinker and Creative Thinker.

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

My Cauldron Rules

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

Indian executive playing flute to a business chart like a snake charmer.

'I wish you'd cook dinner!'