Culinary Conjurer Pillows

Add a cozy touch to their culinary space with pillows that celebrate their magic in the kitchen. Soft, witty, and decorative—perfect for the culinary conjurer’s home.

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"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes." mockup

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

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"I cooked us a lovely dinner for two—you could at least do the dishes!"

"I cooked us a lovely dinner for two—you could at least do the dishes!" mockup

"I cooked us a lovely dinner for two—you could at least do the dishes!"

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"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!" mockup

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

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'Needs salt!'

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'I wish you'd cook dinner!'

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"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole." mockup

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

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MasterWitch

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My Cauldron Rules

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Witch's Brew.

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Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.' mockup

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

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Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water. mockup

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

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'I'm attempting to transmute calcium oxide, copper gluconate, manganese sulfate and benzaldenyde into condensed soup.'

'I'm attempting to transmute calcium oxide, copper gluconate, manganese sulfate and benzaldenyde into condensed soup.' mockup

'I'm attempting to transmute calcium oxide, copper gluconate, manganese sulfate and benzaldenyde into condensed soup.'

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The Magic of Microwaves: "Will it handle exotic stews?"

The Magic of Microwaves: "Will it handle exotic stews?" mockup

The Magic of Microwaves: "Will it handle exotic stews?"

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'Oh, boy, cook books! I love to learn new ways to burn things.'

'Oh, boy, cook books! I love to learn new ways to burn things.' mockup

'Oh, boy, cook books! I love to learn new ways to burn things.'

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Ghostbasters 3

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'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.' mockup

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

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"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!" mockup

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

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'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.' mockup

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

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Witch stirring brew wears apron that says: 'Back Yard Chef'.

Witch stirring brew wears apron that says: 'Back Yard Chef'. mockup

Witch stirring brew wears apron that says: 'Back Yard Chef'.

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'Do you like it with or without beans?' mockup

'Do you like it with or without beans?'

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'I don't think much of these recipes!' mockup

'I don't think much of these recipes!'

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Eggnog recipes

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"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one." mockup

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

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"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce." mockup

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

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Late BroomStick

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Bright Idea

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"Still suffering from writer's block?" mockup

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

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Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

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Witches of Instagram

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'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!' mockup

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

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"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!" mockup

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

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"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

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Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

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'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?' mockup

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

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'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!' mockup

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

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Culinary Conjurer Pillows Collection

Culinary Conjurer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring clever designs for culinary conjurers—the perfect way to add some kitchen magic to their morning routine.

Culinary Conjurer Prints

Decorate their culinary space with stylish prints that showcase their magical cooking talents—fantastic wall art for any gourmet wizard.

Culinary Conjurer T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt for your culinary wizard—playful, witty, and full of flavor, these tees make a fun statement about their magical cooking skills.