
"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."
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"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."
Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.
"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."
"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."
'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'
'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'
'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'
'How will my turkey turn out his year?'
Ghostbasters 3
'What's in the cauldron today, dear?' (husband to wife in kitchen)
'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'
"It's a fruitcake, not a catchall."
Magicking Food
Come dine with me!
A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.
Hungry child
'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'
'Needs salt!'
'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'
'You realize we're only having three people over...'
Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up
Benihana style of cooking.
PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES
'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'
'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'
'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'
Artist's Equipment Comes To Life
You're the sizzle in my roast!
"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."
Surprise in the salad bowl
Witch's Brew.
There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.
Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.
"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).
“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”
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