Culinary Conjuror Pillows

When The Magic Has Gone.

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Needs salt!'

Bright Idea

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Witch's Brew.

Ghostbasters 3

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Witches of Instagram

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

My Cauldron Rules

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'