Kitchen Conjurer T-Shirts

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

'How will my turkey turn out his year?'

Ghostbasters 3

'What's in the cauldron today, dear?' (husband to wife in kitchen)

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

"It's a fruitcake, not a catchall."

Magicking Food

Come dine with me!

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'Needs salt!'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

Benihana style of cooking.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Husband bakes a pie

Surprise in the salad bowl

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

Witch's Brew.

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

You're the sizzle in my roast!