Kitchen Conjuror T-Shirts

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"You're the lid to my pot."

'Needs salt!'

Too much cilantro

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

A Day In The Kitchen

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

Salt and Pepper

Witch's Brew.

Husband bakes a pie

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

Ghostbasters 3

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

Witches of Instagram

Wedding Chefs

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

"Gigot de sept heures."

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'