Kitchen Conjuror Prints

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"You're the lid to my pot."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Needs salt!'

Too much cilantro

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

A Day In The Kitchen

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

Salt and Pepper

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

Witch's Brew.

Ghostbasters 3

Husband bakes a pie

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

Witches of Instagram

"Gigot de sept heures."

Wedding Chefs

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

Well, what did you expect on the mother ship?

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"More helium."