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'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Tartine

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Expense account or regular?"

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

'Mother?'

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

Apex Computas,gone for a byte.

"I have called this meeting to order... so where’s that lunch menu?"

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

The facilitator from hell.

"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."

Rabbit pulled from top hat carries 'Stop animal cruelty' banner

'A sandwich?'

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.

"Don't think you can just put the on the costume and replace Jeff."

Indian executive playing flute to a business chart like a snake charmer.

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

'I was bringing your businessman's lunch, sir, but a Government bureaucrat confiscated it!'

STRIP Hambone: Wafer thin new computers

'That's sure a funny lookin' sandwich bag!'

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'