Lunch Connoisseur T-Shirts

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Trail mix?"

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"Regular service or affected?"

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"Quick swig first?"

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

Future Wrestler

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Lunch Meet

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

Two scottish gentleman debating over having Welsh rabbit

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

"Both the wine and I need to breathe, Albert."

"Seat yourself. Grab a menu. Take any table. Hey, you know how to cook?"

"Don't make me send over the bad waitress."

WAITING ROOM

"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

"I brought my lunch."

'Eggs, I'm cooking eggs!'