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Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

"Look at this - we're trying to merge with some of our acquisitions, and we're trying to acquire some of our mergers."

'One businessman's lunch-on-the-rocks and one businessman's special straight-up.'

Lunch Meet

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

Landing That Tough Account

"I brought my lunch."

'I'll have the Chairman-of-the-board Lunch, and Dexter here will have the Sissy's Salad.'

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

The Office Dinosaur in: Lord of the Lunches

'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

We have the businessman's lunch which is �4.95 and the successful businessman's lunch at �7.50.

"I like the Businessman's Special. The fortune cookies all have stock futures in them."

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

"Lunch!"

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

"This isn't a donor heart. It's a tuna on rye."

'Don't worry about lunch for me today Simpkins, I've brought my own.'

'Hey, I know how to stop famine and poverty! Let's have lunch and after that, we go on making money!'

C.I.A. concealing the location of their lunch appointment.

'Then it's decided... the United Nations will bring full sanctions against Rienzo's Hoagie Hut for today's cruddy lunch.'

Carnegie Deli

"I prefer working remotely, except when there's a free lunch."

"It's a working lunch."

"Veni, Vidi, Lunchi."

'Yo! It's lunchtime!'

Woman opens sushi box.

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'