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'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

'One businessman's lunch-on-the-rocks and one businessman's special straight-up.'

"Look at this - we're trying to merge with some of our acquisitions, and we're trying to acquire some of our mergers."

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

'I'll have the Chairman-of-the-board Lunch, and Dexter here will have the Sissy's Salad.'

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

'We'd like to merge two business lunches.'

"The Attorney's Lunch—may I hear the warranty again?"

Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you.

"I suggest we take lunch before I read the rest of it."

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

'It's just a scratch. I can still handle dessert.'

"On advice of counsel...do not order the prime rib well done."

"We don't have a businessman's lunch, sir. Would you like to try the businesswoman's lunch?"

They were out of bagels...

"Gentlemen, this is a power restaurant. If you must discuss your families, please keep your voices down."

One man says to another 'Let's do lunch sometime.'

I mustn't be late getting back to the office. I'm on the warpath.

"Mr Judd isn't available right now. He's down the hall at the executive dining room."

"Why should I have to put money in? All I did was sniff your food."

'Are you the client, or am I?'

'That lunch didn't agree with me - it wasn't tax deductable.'

'You're not fooling anyone, Foster. We all know that the only thing you carry around in that briefcase, is your lunch.'

Two Teeth Talking, "Hi! We must get together and do lunch some time."

"Look what we can achieve when we put our differences aside and make some tough choices...LUNCH!"

'I'll have the absolute power lunch.'

"And would the gentlemen like a table with a fax or without?"

"Next time you invite clients for beer and Pizza, make sure it's not a health food brand"

'Doris, I need help deciding which wallet to flash at my lunch meeting.'