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'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

"Look at this - we're trying to merge with some of our acquisitions, and we're trying to acquire some of our mergers."

'One businessman's lunch-on-the-rocks and one businessman's special straight-up.'

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

'I'll have the Chairman-of-the-board Lunch, and Dexter here will have the Sissy's Salad.'

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

'We'd like to merge two business lunches.'

"The Attorney's Lunch—may I hear the warranty again?"

Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you.

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

"I suggest we take lunch before I read the rest of it."

"For lunch? Spaghetti. Why do you ask?"

'It's just a scratch. I can still handle dessert.'

"We don't have a businessman's lunch, sir. Would you like to try the businesswoman's lunch?"

"On advice of counsel...do not order the prime rib well done."

They were out of bagels...

I mustn't be late getting back to the office. I'm on the warpath.

One man says to another 'Let's do lunch sometime.'

"Mr Judd isn't available right now. He's down the hall at the executive dining room."

"Why should I have to put money in? All I did was sniff your food."

"Gentlemen, this is a power restaurant. If you must discuss your families, please keep your voices down."

'Are you the client, or am I?'

'That lunch didn't agree with me - it wasn't tax deductable.'

'You're not fooling anyone, Foster. We all know that the only thing you carry around in that briefcase, is your lunch.'

Two Teeth Talking, "Hi! We must get together and do lunch some time."

'Doris, I need help deciding which wallet to flash at my lunch meeting.'

"Look what we can achieve when we put our differences aside and make some tough choices...LUNCH!"

'I'll have the absolute power lunch.'

"One businessman's lunch, and one meddling bureaucrat's lunch!"