Lunch Break Strategist T-Shirts

"All right, people! Lunch is over...please report to your next class."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"Did you read this report? The average member of staff takes 19 minutes for lunch!"

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

"Lunchward ho!"

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

Sandwich filing.

Workaholic Business Lunch - In / Out

"Any requests? We're here for the entire lunch break."

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

'I'm on Break.'

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

"So hardly working....or hardly working?"

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

"I've found that falling face first into my plate and snoring loudly is effective in ending a long lunch meeting."

I think he's just gone for an early lunch break.

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"That's generous of Mike to offer, but there's really no good reason for your lunch breaks to require a designated driver."

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on." (Colour)

'He's out to lunch...but he won't be long, nobody took him.'

'Okay...who put my lunch through the mass spectrometer?'

'A simple 'I like mine hard boiled' would have done!'

Restaurant: 'Out to Lunch'.

The mystery of Professor McDougall's missing lasagna was solved.

"I can't talk now. I picked up my lunch instead of my phone."

'O.K. you've made your point - take an extra 1/2 hour for lunch.'

"Your computer is making a horrible sound. Maybe the fan is going bad."