Lunch Break Strategist T-Shirts

"All right, people! Lunch is over...please report to your next class."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

"Did you read this report? The average member of staff takes 19 minutes for lunch!"

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

"Lunchward ho!"

Workaholic Business Lunch - In / Out

Sandwich filing.

"Any requests? We're here for the entire lunch break."

'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

'I'm on Break.'

"So hardly working....or hardly working?"

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

"I've found that falling face first into my plate and snoring loudly is effective in ending a long lunch meeting."

I think he's just gone for an early lunch break.

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"That's generous of Mike to offer, but there's really no good reason for your lunch breaks to require a designated driver."

'He's out to lunch...but he won't be long, nobody took him.'

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on." (Colour)

'Okay...who put my lunch through the mass spectrometer?'

'O.K. you've made your point - take an extra 1/2 hour for lunch.'

Restaurant: 'Out to Lunch'.

"Let's eat lunch in the park and play 'Guess that Stranger's Tax Bracket.'"

"I can't talk now. I picked up my lunch instead of my phone."

'A simple 'I like mine hard boiled' would have done!'

"Your computer is making a horrible sound. Maybe the fan is going bad."