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'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Behind Every Stupid Man

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

"Look at this - we're trying to merge with some of our acquisitions, and we're trying to acquire some of our mergers."

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

Food van driving through an office.

'I'll have the Chairman-of-the-board Lunch, and Dexter here will have the Sissy's Salad.'

'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

'We're ready to order... ORDER!'

"I come here to eat my lunch and think about the simpler things of life. Like capitalization and debit balance."

"I just invented the power lunch."

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

"We don't have a businessman's lunch, sir. Would you like to try the businesswoman's lunch?"

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

'One businessman's lunch and one secretary's salad.'

"Nothing for me, thanks."

A choice of sandwiches

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

"Mr Judd isn't available right now. He's down the hall at the executive dining room."

"Why should I have to put money in? All I did was sniff your food."

"Tia Carmen packed my lunch today. She thinks cafeteria servings are way too small."

'It's a sack lunch. What did you expect?'

Hold on, that's my mom

"Gentlemen, this is a power restaurant. If you must discuss your families, please keep your voices down."

'Mom always packs great lunches at the beginning of the year.'

'Here's your businessman's lunch, sir, and this gentleman is from the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

'I'll have the absolute power lunch.'

"I turned a blind eye to you raiding the fridge at night, but I'm putting my foot down to you taking packed lunch to bed."

"And would the gentlemen like a table with a fax or without?"