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"And would the gentlemen like a table with a fax or without?"

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

"Look at this - we're trying to merge with some of our acquisitions, and we're trying to acquire some of our mergers."

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

Schoolboy with lunch box.

'I'll have the Chairman-of-the-board Lunch, and Dexter here will have the Sissy's Salad.'

'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

"I just invented the power lunch."

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

"The Attorney's Lunch—may I hear the warranty again?"

Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you.

"We don't have a businessman's lunch, sir. Would you like to try the businesswoman's lunch?"

'It's just a scratch. I can still handle dessert.'

"Nothing for me, thanks."

"Gentlemen, this is a power restaurant. If you must discuss your families, please keep your voices down."

One man says to another 'Let's do lunch sometime.'

I mustn't be late getting back to the office. I'm on the warpath.

"Why should I have to put money in? All I did was sniff your food."

"Mr Judd isn't available right now. He's down the hall at the executive dining room."

'Mom always packs great lunches at the beginning of the year.'

"Psst... You could always buy another lunch at lunchtime."

"Next time you invite clients for beer and Pizza, make sure it's not a health food brand"

'I'll have the absolute power lunch.'

"One businessman's lunch, and one meddling bureaucrat's lunch!"

'Doris, I need help deciding which wallet to flash at my lunch meeting.'

'Here's your businessman's lunch, sir, and this gentleman is from the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"When I said I didn't mind you having lunch at your desk, I was thinking of a light snack."

'Good buffet?'