Lunch Connoisseur Gifts

Barry devises a way to get two lunches.

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Trail mix?"

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

"Regular service or affected?"

"Quick swig first?"

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

Future Wrestler

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

Two scottish gentleman debating over having Welsh rabbit

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

"Both the wine and I need to breathe, Albert."

Lunch Meet

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

"Seat yourself. Grab a menu. Take any table. Hey, you know how to cook?"

"Don't make me send over the bad waitress."

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

"Mixed nuts are brain food, or so I read in 'Mixed Nut Digest'."

'Eggs, I'm cooking eggs!'

"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"