Lunch Conjuror Gifts

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Tartine

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Expense account or regular?"

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

'Mother?'

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

Apex Computas,gone for a byte.

"I have called this meeting to order... so where’s that lunch menu?"

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

The facilitator from hell.

"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."

Rabbit pulled from top hat carries 'Stop animal cruelty' banner

'A sandwich?'

ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"Don't think you can just put the on the costume and replace Jeff."

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"

Indian executive playing flute to a business chart like a snake charmer.

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

Always! Just as I sit down to eat!

Wait, Dear --- You forgot your lunch! Oh, heck! I'm already halfway to work!

'I was bringing your businessman's lunch, sir, but a Government bureaucrat confiscated it!'

Does anyone have any ideas that aren't about lunch?

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

STRIP Hambone: Wafer thin new computers