Lunch Gatherings Gifts

Two-Hour Nostalgia

'I'll have the 'Indicted But Never Convicted' businessman's lunch.'

Tartine

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Expense account or regular?"

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

'As soon as your mother is through laundering the money we'll go out to eat.'

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

Lunch Meet

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

"I brought my lunch."

Out to Scrunch.

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."

'Now do you believe me?'

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

Urban lunch

"Lunchward ho!"

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

"Lunch!"

One Hour Sandwich shop

"Don't think you can just put the on the costume and replace Jeff."

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"