Lunch Gatherings Gifts

Two-Hour Nostalgia

'I'll have the 'Indicted But Never Convicted' businessman's lunch.'

Tartine

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Expense account or regular?"

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

'As soon as your mother is through laundering the money we'll go out to eat.'

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

Lunch Meet

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"I brought my lunch."

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

Out to Scrunch.

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

Urban lunch

"Lunchward ho!"

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

"Don't think you can just put the on the costume and replace Jeff."

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

One Hour Sandwich shop

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.