Lunch Appreciation Gifts

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

Tartine

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

Back in 5 minutes!

"Expense account or regular?"

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

'Mother?'

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

Lunch Meet

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

Apex Computas,gone for a byte.

Out to Scrunch.

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

Food van driving through an office.

"I have called this meeting to order... so where’s that lunch menu?"

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

"I brought my lunch."

The facilitator from hell.

"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

Urban lunch

'A sandwich?'

"Lunchward ho!"

The Office Dinosaur in: Lord of the Lunches

"Don't think you can just put the on the costume and replace Jeff."

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"

One Hour Sandwich shop